Maria

I love puns and clever jokes and plays on words. I love scrabble but don’t like words with friends because you can use words that don’t really exist. I organize my cookbooks by color. It’s just prettier that way. I can’t work or read with the television on in the background but love listening to music instead. When I play golf, I sometimes make people turn around so they can’t watch me tee off. I am funny and optimistic person. You'll see this!